Take a sip when candidates attack each other, or when Chump says make America great again.
4 - 6 oz. vodka or gin
1/2 - 1 oz. olive juice
1 - 1 1/2 oz. dry vermouth
squeeze of lime
With a wet napkin, wet the rims of 4 martini glasses. Sprinkle some salt and pepper on a shallow dish. Place the glasses rim side down on the salted dish to coat. Place the glasses in the freezer to chill for a few minutes.
In a cocktail shaker combine: gin or vodka, ice, olive juice, lime juice, vermouth. Shake for a few seconds to mix.
Remove glasses from freezer, strain martinis into glasses. Thread olives through 4 toothpicks. Garnish martinis with the olives.